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20 of the Funniest Bar Signs

There are plenty of new-age marketing tactics that restaurant and bar owners could use to get customers in the door and buying a drink or two (or five). However, there’s something awesome about a cheekily written chalkboard sign perched outside the door of an establishment.

It may seem a bit old school, but with a dash of humor and piece of chalk, people come up with some brilliant signs to make people want to grab a drink. So, here are 20 of the funniest bar signs we’ve come across that are sure to make you laugh:

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1. An inspirational quote with equal parts humor and truth and a well-drawn camel makes for a great sign. Plus, a week without a drink? Just the thought of that makes me need a drink.

 

 

 

 

 

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2. This one probably hits a little close to home for many. And, it’s effective because now they have to grab a drink and try to forget about their psychotic, manipulative, backstabbing ex.

 

 

 

 

 

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3. Chicken noodle? No thanks, I’ll take a bowl of whiskey please.

 

 

 

 

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4. There’s no way people will want to pass up this incredible buy-two-get-two deal!

 

 

 

 

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5. Beer is made of hops, hops are a plant…so basically beer is a salad. Can’t argue with that logic.

 

 

 

 

 

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6. And speaking of salad, when was the last time you had an exciting night that began with leafy greens?

 

 

 

 

 

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7. Ah, just the type of water I like.

 

 

 

 

 

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8. I don’t know about you, but this is all the convincing I need.

 

 

 

 

 

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9. From this sign’s sad and eye-opening story about bread, to their description of beer as “a glass of liquid happiness” Green Leaf Brewing Co. is doing it right.

 

 

 

 

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10. Something for all the college dropouts to toast to.

 

 

 

 

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11. Because not all heroes wear capes.

 

 

 

 

 

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12. When all else fails, try some good ol’ fashioned hypnotism.

 

 

 

 

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13. And people say romance is dead…

 

 

 

 

 

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14. This sign offers a perfect reminder than when posed with the question of beer, the answer is always yes.

 

 

 

 

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15. Happy? Celebrate life with a drink! Not happy? Forget about it with a drink!

 

 

 

 

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16. Be sure to read the fine print

 

 

 

 

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17. That’s practically as good as a Prius!

 

 

 

 

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18. That’s a pretty cool trade if I do say so myself.

 

 

 

 

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19. For all the chemistry geeks out there.

 

 

 

 

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20. And finally, we have the sign writer who absolutely rocks at their job.