10 Funny Food Jokes to Share with Your Family

10 Funny Food Jokes to Share with Your Family

We welcome families at Half Wall in New Smyrna Beach and Deland. Mealtime is a great time for conversation and sharing funny jokes. Here are 10 funny food jokes to share with your family:

1. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

2. Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”
Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”

3. Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

4. Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!

5. Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You’re dill-icious!

6. Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!

7. Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.

8. Q: Where did the onion go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!

9. Q: What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

10. Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!