21 Hilarious Celebrity Quotes About Alcohol

1. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw

2. “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde

3. “When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.” – Johnny Depp

4. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman

5. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra

6. “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth

7. I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. – Sid Vicious

8. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ― Ernest Hemingway

9. “I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.”: – Bette Midler

10. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin

11. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields

12. “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ― Steve Martin

13. “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof. – Joan Rivers

14. “To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems” ― Matt Groening

15. “I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.” – Robin Williams

16. “If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full.” – Dave Mustaine

17. “Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.” – Billy Carter

18. “Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis, Jr.

19. “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill

20. “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

21. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carrey